i feel like i’m waiting for something
It’s a happy Leif! Sans his happy little axe.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
when ur friends are all online
thanks for noticing
"they really had it coming" said one witness
put that thing back where it came from or sO HELP ME
"did you remember to do your homework?"
Majora’s Mask dress by Koala Art & Design
omg i want ofools to get this dress
As much as I adore that dress, I can’t stop thinking that she should put on the coat she is holding, she must be freezing. I mean there’s snow on the ground!
Plot twist: a movie with a 20-something character who has never kissed anyone and has never had sex but is presented as a perfectly normal, socially well-adjusted individual